madebyabvh:

Original by Banksy

HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

(Source: ellezner, via ellezner)

(Source: travalicious)

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

hermione:

I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.

Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher

I like killing people because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest, because man is the most dangerous animal of all. To kill something is the most thrilling experience. It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl. The best part of it is that when I die, I will be reborn in paradise and all that I have killed will become my slaves. I will not give you my name because you will try to slow down or stop my collecting of slaves for my afterlife.

(Source: cyberqueer)